Toby: You know what would be the hottest thing ever? Itâ€™s a pregnant Helen Mirren.ĭwight: Ok ok ok no no no. Ryan: Yes! Have you seen her in a bikini? Amazing? Toby: You know itâ€™s not just pregnant women who donâ€™t get their due. Gabe: Itâ€™s one of the most common fetishes. Oscar: Pam you look more beautiful now than ever. But Iâ€™d like to point out thereâ€™s 50 pounds more of me to love if thatâ€™s your thing. Pam: Iâ€™m kidding! Oh my gosh you guys! Sheâ€™s obviously super cute I get it. Pam: Itâ€™s going to be good to have someone hot at Pamâ€™s desk huh? Oscar: Yeah aesthetically speaking she adds a nice presence. Toby: Itâ€™s going to be nice to have just a healthy, young, fit presence in the middle of the office. Thatâ€™s the best way to land a hot girlfriend. Gabe: Well heâ€™s probably a drug dealer. Ryan: So word on the street is she has a boyfriend. I got an uncleâ€¦Īndy: Alright thank you officer. Erin told me to pretend to be a cop and say your mom died.Īndy: Oh make sure that your client gets the best deal possible.ĭarryl: That stuff can come back to get you. My deepest condolences.Ĭlient: Oh you must take this call. They said itâ€™s the worst theyâ€™ve ever seen.ĭwight: Andy Iâ€™m really sorry about your mother. This is exactly the kind of thing my mom pulls.Įrin: This isnâ€™t one of those times. She was hit by a bus.Īndy: Sheâ€™s not dead. Itâ€™ll have to wait.Įrin: Are you sure? Itâ€™s really, really important.Īndy: There is nothing more important to me right now than this meeting.Įrin: Really? Because your mother is dead.Įrin: Sheâ€™s dead.

Andy: Ok, so tell me exactly what kind of deal you are getting now and Iâ€™ll tell you how we can beat it.Ĭlient: Uh well weâ€™ve been going withâ€¦Īndy: Iâ€™m sorry â€“ Iâ€™m with a very important client.

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